Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotels? FO SHO!!!
Have you ever stolen a street sign before? NO... BUT I DID STEAL THOSE ORANGE CONES ONE TIME. LET ME SEE... I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL... WHO WAS I SKIPPING WITH?... CAN'T REMEMBER... BUT YEAH "i" STOLE 'EM... WELL I DIDNT STEAL 'EM... I JUST MOVED 'EM. ABOUT 2 MILES. IN THE MIDDLE OF A "T" INTERSECTION.LOL
Are you eating anything right now? NO BUT I'M HAVING A MUNCHIE ATTACK. YEAH.. THIS IS HAPPENIN'
Who do you think reads these? WELL.. LETS SEE... IF YOU READ THIS... POST A COMMENT... EVEN IF IT'S JUST A "."
Do you have a calendar in your room? WHICH ROOM? I HAVE A ERWIN RECORD CALENDAR IN THE DINING AREA AND A MOTORCYCLE CALENDAR THERESA GV ME IN THE KITCHEN
Where are you now?? ON THE MIDDLE CUSHION ON THE COUCH WITH MY FEET PROPPED UP ON THE TABLE IN FRONT OF THE ENTERTAINMENT CENTER A LITTLE OFF CENTER OF THE TELEVISION TO THE LEFT WHILE HARRY CONNICK JR DRIVES SOME HOT SUV IN A TV COMMERCIAL. (OFF SUBJ... NOW U SEE THE COMMERCIAL DOESN'T WORK B/C HE'S SO HOT THAT IT IS DISTRACTING! LMAO)
What are your plans for tomorrow? WORKING.
Are you reading any books right now:YES. I'M READING "THE THIRD SECRET" BY STEVE BERRY (Tks Mom!) AND "THE ALIBI MAN" BY TAMMY HOAG.
Is it cold out?? NO... ITS JUST BEAUTIFUL ENUF FOR THE SKEETERS TO BE OUT AND TRYIN' TO EAT ME.
Do you ever count your steps when you walk:?? I FREAKIN COUNT EVERYTHING. IT'S WEIRD. SHUT UP.
Have you ever peed in the woods?? UH YEAH IN THE SNOW TOO. HAHAHAHA... I CRACK MYSELF UP!
Do you ever dance even if there's no music playing:?? THERE'S ALWAYS MUSIC PLAYING IN MY HEAD.
Do you chew your pens and pencils?? I CAUGHT MYSELF DOING THAT JUST TODAY.DANG!
Favorite place to buy make-up?? TARGET
What is your "Song of the week"?? IT ROTATES MORE OFTEN THAN WEEKLY HONEY! LOL... RIGHT NOW IT'S "LOLLIPOP" LIL WAYNE ... YOU KNOW THAT SONGS KRUNK! WHAT?? YOU'VE NEVER HEARD THE LOLLIPOP SONG? GO HERE: Lyrics
HERE'S THE TOP SONGS ON A LOCAL RADIO STATION I LISTEN TO:
1 Touch My Body Mariah Carey 2 Sexy Can I Ray J 3 Crying out for me Mario 4 Lollipop Lil Wayne 5 Love in the Club Usher 6 The Boss Ric Ross 7 Falsetto Dream 8 Customer Raheem DeVaughn 9 Last Time Tre Songz 10 Never Never Land Lyfe Jennings
OH AND I LIKE THAT SONG "DUMP TRUNK" ... HEY LADIESSSSS... LOL. I DONT KNOW WHO SINGS THAT ONE. *DANCING* HEY LADDDIIEESSSS.... BACK IT UP AND DUMP IT ON ME...
Do you still watch cartoons?? KING OF THE HILL. OTHER THAN THAT (OH GOD THERES THAT HARRY CONNICK JR COMMERCIAL AGAIN.. OK.. FOCUS ON THE SUV... LINCOLN MKX.. THAT THING IS HOT!)... (tell me thats not ADD! Lol)
What’s your favorite love movie?? FORREST GUMP
Where would you bury hidden treasure if you had some? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS MATEY! AAARRRRRGGGGGG
What do you drink with dinner? TEA OR WATER
What do you dip Chicken Nuggets in: MY MOUTH
What is your favorite food/cuisine?? ITALIAN
What movies could you watch over and over and still love?? FORREST GUMP
TOP GUN
DEBBIE DOES DALLAS
(Im kidding because fo real I've never even gotten to see that one!)
What are your feelings towards the last person you kissed: I LOVE HIM.
Were you ever a boy/girl scout:?? I WAS A BROWNIE. NO WISE CRACKS! (ESP U TISSY!!)
Would you ever strip or pose nude in a magazine: IF I LOOKED LIKE THE GIRLS WHO DO POSE IN THE MAGAZINE HELL YEAH.. ESP WHEN IT'S PAYING SOME MAJOR CHEESE$$!!!!
When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper? NOT ALL THAT LONG AGO. MY FRIEND MARTHA DOES NOT OWN A COMPUTER. I CANT SAY I BLAME HER. IT'S ADDICTIVE.
Can you change the oil on a car: YES. BUT I CAN PAY THAT YOUNG KID AT THE QUICK N LUBE ALOT QUICKER!
Ever gotten a speeding ticket? YES. DAMMIT.
Run out of gas? ALMOST. BUT I JUST FILLED UP FOR $3.33 A GAL. WTF???
Favorite kind of sandwich? PBJ W/BUTTER
Best thing to eat for breakfast? EGGS, BACON, HAM, GRITS, BISCUITS, GRAVY, HASH BROWNS, WAFFLES!!!! Ummmmm!!!
What is your usual bedtime: WHATEVER TIME I GET TIRED. USUALLY BEFORE 10:30cst THOUGH. LOL
Are you lazy: YES... BUT I'M OLD DAMMIT AND I CAN BE LAZY IF I WANT. AT LEAST FOR ANOTHER COUPLE DAYS THEN I CANT BE LAZY ANYMORE. I GOT AN AIRPLANE SEAT TO FIT INTO IN JULY. THAT AINT FUNNY. THEM DAMN THINGS ARE MEANT FOR PEOPLE WHO AINT GOT NO HIPS. JEEZUS H. DID THEY USE A 10 YEAR OLD BOY AS THE MODEL FOR THOSE SEATS? AND WHATS THIS ABOUT A FLOTATION DEVICE? I COULD USE MY BOOBS FOR ONE BETTER THAN THAT DAMN SEAT. UGH... IM NOT LOOKING FORWARD TO THE FLIGHT!!
When you were a kid, what did you dress up as for Halloween: I HAVE NO IDEA.
How many languages do you know: WELL THAT DEPENDS ON IF YOU COUNT EBONICS AS A LANGUAGE.
Do you have any magazine subscriptions: YES. UM. DAMN. AND I LIKE THAT MAGAZINE TOO. STARTS WITH... DOMINO. http://www.dominomag.com/
Which are better, legos or lincoln logs: TINKER TOYS... DUH.
Are you stubborn: NAH... NOT AS MUCH AS I WAS.
Who is better...Leno or Letterman? CRAIG FERGUSON...HE'S FUNNIER AND HOT!
Ever watch soap operas: YOUNG AND THE RESTLESS & THE ONES ON THAT CHANNEL BUT IT'S BEEN A LONG TIMES SINCE I'VE WATCHED. I MEAN NIKI AND VICTOR HAVE PROBABLY BEEN MARRIED FOR THE 10TH TIME BY NOW. LOL!
Afraid of heights: UM.. DEPENDS ON HOW HIGH. AIRPLANE HIGH... FREAKS ME OUT A LITTLE YEAH.
Sing in the car: YEP... ALL THE TIME.
Dance in the shower: YEP.. ALMOST FELL MORE'N ONCE.
Dance in the car: HAHAHA... POP LOCK AND DROP IT
Ever used a gun? YES... IM PRETTY GOOD WITH ANYTHING W/O MUCH OF A KICK..A 40 OR LESS IS BEST FOR MY WRISTS. I'VE SHOT A 45 BUT I SCREAMED LIKE A GIRL. HAHAHAHA!
Is Christmas stressful? YES AND RIDICULOUS! OVERDONE! OVERSTIMULATING! MONEY SUCKING! COMMERCIALIZED!!
Ever eat a pierogi: YES AND IF THEY ARE DONE CORRECTLY THEY ARE YUMe!!
Favorite type of fruit pie: APPLE ALA MODE
Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid: COP AGAINNN WITH THE JOKES! LOL!!!
Do you believe in ghosts? YEP. I'VE BEEN IN THE PRESENCE OF A COUPLE.
Ever have a deja-vu feeling: OCCASIONALLY.
Take a vitamin daily: NO. I USUALLY DO... C, E AND A DAILY VITAMIN.. BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN SLACKING!
Wear slippers: I HAVE LIKE 5 PAIR. WELL EXCEPT THEONES MY CAT PUKED ON. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO THROW THOSE AWAY. *light bulb goes on* DAMMIT. THEY ARE MY TOOTSIE ROLL POP ONES TOO. AND I WENT BACK TO THE STORE TO GET THOSE. GGGRRR.
Wear a bath robe: YEP... A GREY ONE THATS SUPER SOFT!
What do you wear to bed? SECRET, BABY LOTION, AMBIEN
Wal-Mart, Target or K-Mart? TARGET. KMART IS ONLY IN DA HOOD NOW AND WALMART MAKES ME HAVE A PANIC ATTACK.
Nike or Adidas? WHO CAN AFFORD EITHER? BUT I DID FIND SOME NIKES I LIKE RECENTLY.
Cheetos or Fritos? CHEETOS!!!!!!
Peanuts or Sunflower seeds: PEANUTS. I'M NOT COORDINATED ENUF TO EAT SUNFLOWER SEEDS.
Ever hear of, "gorp"? WHUT?? IS THAT LIKE A BURP AND HICCUP AT THE SAME TIME?
Ever taken dance lessons: YES... LINE DANCE LESSONS.SHUTUP!
Can you curl your tongue? YES BUT SINCE THE TONGUE RING I HAVE A HARDER TIME TYING THE CHERRY STEM WITH MY TONGUE. SORRY. OFF SUBJECT.
Ever won a spelling bee? NO. I WISH I REMEMBERED WHAT WORD TOOK ME OUT. BASTARDS!
Have you ever cried because you were so happy? YES... RECENTLY. =) BEING HAPPY IS A LIL WEIRD FOR ME YOU SEE.
Own a record player: MY HUSBAND DOES .(OMG THERE IS A BLACK TRANSVESTITE ON TV AND HE AINT EVEN CUTE. tHERE'S NO WARNING FOR aDD!)
Regularly burn incense: YEP.
Ever been in love: YES.
Hot tea or cold tea: SWEET
Tea or coffee: TEA
Favorite kind of cookie: CHOCOLATE CHIP FROM SUBWAY!!! OR OATMEAL RAISIN! OR PEANUT BUTTER!!!!
Can you swim well? NO. NOT AT ALL
(the picture? found it on the internet. cool huh? it's the ceiling of a bar!)
xox,
Mrs. Kuhtz
Suppose to be Justin Timberlake? 
Those are some ugly ass shoes!!
I love this dress!!!! Jessica is always as stylish as ditzy!!
sorry about the inset of Kathie Lee... she made some comment about the band being old or some other idiotic remark.
Gwen Stefani's lil munchkin looks like a gremlin..... 
For someone preggers with twins she's maintaining her svelte frame well. bitch. lol. I like this dress though. 
and again... and of course its a Louis bag!
